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CHUCK NORRIS LAUGHLINES
Your favorite jokes about America's nice guy/tough guy
 Tall tales about Chuck Norris are ubiquitous on the Internet. But they are not all appropriate for family viewing. And none of those other sites is the home of the exclusive column by the man whose pushups push the Earth down rather than his body up. So post your favorite Chuck Norris Laughlines here -- all in the spirit of good, clean fun. Also, don't forget to read Chuck's new weekly column in WND -- if you know what's good for you.
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The Boogey Man
Posted by OBORU on Mar 02, 2009 17:11
Before he goes to bed, the boogey man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris!!
Gun vs. Pillow
Posted by BriJS on Feb 23, 2009 11:19
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a gun under his pillow-he sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
don't be too critical...they just came out of nowhere
Posted by Mills4X on Feb 22, 2009 23:51
- Chuck Norris controls the tides...
- Gravity is really the effect of space keeping it's distance from Chuck...
- When we get mad, we punch a hole in the wall...when Chuck gets mad, he punches a hole in space
- Only Chuck can prevent forest fires
- Here in the United States, we have the Marines, the Navy, the Air Force, the Army, as well as the Coast Guard; it's a good thing Chuck created the armed forces to let us feel like we're a part of the team.
- Chuck Norris has gone by many names throughout the centuries: Alexander, Nebuchadnezzar, Gaius Julius Caesar, Napoleon Bonaparte...I wonder what he'll go by next.
- The Tank was designed after examining Chuck Norris' body.
- All martial artists owe a great deal of gratitude to Chuck Norris...after all, he only invented the concept!
a couple
Posted by His sheep on Feb 17, 2009 09:33
Superman and Chuck Norris made a bet, Superman lost, that's why Superman wears his underwear on the outside.
creation
Posted by brands01 on Feb 15, 2009 15:13
I took God 6 days for creation, and rested on the seventh. If God had created Chuck Norris first, he could have taken the whole week off.
Has no birthday
Posted by The Dude on Jan 07, 2009 17:51
10 March 1940 isn't Chuck Norris's birthday that's just when he chose to exist.
Balloon
Posted by frankthetank8987 on Dec 01, 2008 09:03
Chuck Norris can inflate a popped balloon.
more
Posted by ThePoemi on Nov 30, 2008 19:47
when chuck norris does pushups, he pushes the earth down.
chuck norris
Posted by jay eats hay on Nov 28, 2008 03:31
When chuck norris does something bad he is not afraid that he will get smited by god, god is afraid of getting smited by chuck norris
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